I can't think of anything creative to say here
heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

mydogsnokes:

i hope aliens aren’t sad. i hope they’re okay

stitchedmoon:

when you try to reblog the thing but it reblogs as a link instead of a text post

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Gavin: Knock, knock.
Ray: Who's there?
Gavin: Shut up.
Ray: Alright, shut up who?
Ray: Shut up wHO?
Ray: WHO'S AT THE DOOR??

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.

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Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

turdblossomextraordinaire:

did-you-kno:

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WHY IS IT QEARING A HAT IN THAT ONE THO

petercapaldisbutt:

trulyteru:

death2falsepunx:

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

Damn right

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I hate to say, but this isn’t true. A family friend had a pit bull. She rescued all of these pit bulls, right? And then one day, her pit bull turned and attacked her. She was out of work for a while to recover, and when she came back she had bruised and scars and stitches. This woman had to give her dog away because of this - and before the accident, she would post pictures of her with her dogs and her dogs with her children. I love dogs. But I was almost attacked too, by a pit bull raised by nice people. They were bred to fight.

I’ve worked with dogs since I was 14. I have been bitten by a Shitzhu, Weimaraner, Vizsla, and multiple Labs. I have never been bitten by a Pit, or “Pit Bull” type breed. Not saying that they can’t bite, I’m just saying that all dogs have teeth and will bite.